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Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
Those damn eyes
being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
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if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
women are not powerful? oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it
This scares me because it’s true
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